We took a picturesque boat ride from Chang Kong, Thailand across a
river into Huay Xai, Laos as we took our next step in our Asian
adventure.
Immediately after crossing over the river, I felt like I was
in a different place. We could still see the Thailand to the west from our
guesthouse as the sun set over it, but we were definitely in Laos. In the
border town of Huay Xai, very few people spoke English, compared to Thailand
where most guesthouses have at least one English speaker on staff. While this
should feel normal, I was actually very surprised when I realized that people
drive on the right side of the road! Coming from Kenya, Australia, and New
Zealand where people drive on the left, I hadn’t had oncoming traffic on my
right for six months. The currency is also slightly different. In Thailand, the
currency is the baht, which trades at about 30 baht to 1 USD. In Laos, the Kip
is used, and it takes about 8000 Kip to make a dollar. That required a bit of
mental math adjustment. On the upside, I got to be a millionaire (in Kip) for a
minute!
We wandered off the boat and explored Huay Xai, which unlike
its booming Thai counterpart, Chang Kong, consisted of pretty much one street.
Glad to have made it across the river before the border closed, we asked around
where a nice affordable place to stay was and wandered in to what one of the
street vendors had recommended. At first it looked fine and was reasonably
priced so we went for it. Bad move. We quickly learned that the bathrooms had
no real plumbing; all of the water just emptied on to the slanted floor and
into a drain. It was a “shared bathroom” which really meant go downstairs to
use the owner’s personal bathroom which consisted of her hanging underpants and
a standing pool of water that looked like it came straight out of the horror
movie Saw. Of course the electricity didn’t work and the owner didn’t speak a
word of English. Without a doubt, our favorite part of the town was “the
sandwich lady,” whose name we later found out was Gang Gong. She is the most
outspoken, intense, street vendor I have ever met. Because her English wasn’t
amazing and she knew what brought travelers to Huay Xai, she prepared signs to
grab the attention, along with her voice, of passing voyagers. She sold us
food, water, and flashlights we needed for the next two days and let us play
with her daughter, endearingly named “Money.” We laughed about our time with
Gang Gong and made the most of our accommodation as we eagerly awaited the
Gibbon Experience.

The next morning we happily escaped from our worst
accommodation of the trip and headed out into the jungles of Laos to set off on
our two-day adventure. The Gibbon Experience is an adventurer’s tour of the
jungle home of the gibbon monkeys, involving hiking, ziplining, and exploring
with a local Laotian guide. We met up with a British couple and a pair of
German girls and with that, we were off. Tam, our guide led us through the
twisted pathways of the jungle until we reached a dead end in the trail. At
first thinking we had made a wrong turn, I looked out into an opening in the
trees and saw not only a beautiful mountain landscape, but also a 400m zipline crossing
from our current ridge to the one of the mountains in the distance. Harnessed
up, we flew across the canopy, looking out to the beautiful mountain landscape
and down to the gigantic trees and ground floor more than 100m below. After
getting over that adrenalin rush, we walked another minute or two and got on
yet another line, this one 600m long! After a few hours of walking and many
more zip lines with spectacular views, we made it to our lodging for the night:
the treehouse.
The night before we had been wondering how we were going to
get up to the house. We had guessed a giant ladder or stairs cut into the
trunk. But when we finally reached our lodging, we found that the only way in or out was by a zipline.
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Excuse the tilt, I was on a zipline! |
The treehouse was absolutely amazing. The bottom floor was
the “entrance” with the zip line and a bathroom with running water, a shower,
and quite a view. Heading upstairs we reached the main floor with a 360
panorama of the jungle, a table, and sleeping mattresses under bed nets. And on
the top floor was the “luxury suite” as we like to call it; an open area with
three mattresses where Jimmy, Charlie, and I slept. We were welcomed into our
temporary home with fresh fruit and Laotian wine, took a quick nap, and headed
back out into the jungle for more trekking and many more ziplines. The lines
became more and more comfortable and the views more stunning as the sun started
to set on the mountaintops. We made it back to the treehouse just before sunset
and when we arrived we had a hot, delicious Laotian meal prepared. I could get
used to living like that. After a late night of card games, jokes, riddles, and
travel stories, we awoke with the sunlight, ready to explore even more of the
jungle for a few hours before breakfast. After eating yet another great meal, we
packed up and zipped our way back to the town of Huay Xai. Over the two days we
covered a good amount of ground, zipping for a total of about 15km!
When we got back to town, we went straight to the bus stop
to get tickets for the overnight bus to Luang Prabang. The merchant confirmed
that there was room for five people and confirmed the price, but just pulling
out my wallet he decided to tell me that there were no more seats. This was
pretty unfortunate because we have pretty tight travel plans but we made the
most of our extra night in Huay Xai. After vowing never to step foot in the Saw
house from two nights previous, we found new accommodation that was infinitely
better. It was about 30,000 kip more, which works out to about a dollar per
person, and it was worth every kip. We had clean sheets, working electricity,
and running water, and a spectacular view of the river and Thailand. That night
we celebrated Sibel’s birthday by going to Huay Xai’s finest restaurant in
town, which sure beat turning 20 on an overnight bus. We ran into the British
couple from the Gibbon Experience, Pete and Lisa, and we ended up hanging out
with them, sharing stories and having a good time, until it was finally time to
go to bed.
Huay Xai wasn’t exactly our favorite town in Asia, but
overall the three nights we spent there were a lot of fun. The zip lines were
amazing, the views were breathtaking, and the people we met (can’t forget Gang
Gong!) were very friendly. Although it wasn’t quite a turkey dinner in America,
it was definitively a Thanksgibboning I won’t forget.